Saturday, April 04, 2009,
April's here! ;D Kinda cool eh? It's amazing how time flies. Haha, so anyway, Zishan's desperate for me to post about her. She's getting jealous of you, nene. :DDD So I shall post about her. Um. Well. Zishan is... my hubby. Um. Yeah. OK, now that there was a total of 4 sentences dedicated to her, I shall move on to other things! :)
LOL, so anyway, today was a rather cool day, except that I slept at 2am trying to chiong TKAM, got a 13/20 for it, was informed of a re-test and felt so wasted for staying up so late to read the book. JUST PERFECT EH? =.= I mean, what could be more PERFECT than you know, having your effort wasted? I love sarcasm.
For PE, we did like 4 rounds of jogging and 16 pull-ups. I actually feel good being able to complete the pull-ups thanks to Coach's strength training during Softball... *gasp* I'm NOT THANKING COACH. I DIDN'T JUST THANK COACH. Come on, everybody, let's just all close our eyes, count to 3, breathe, open our eyes and pretend that didn't just happen. ;D OMG, I hope Coach NEVER finds my blog. Jin Yu was unlucky enough. :X
Then came Science which was quite ok. I felt quite good that I was the only one still enthusiastically paying attention when everyone else was just dozing given the fact that I slept at 2am yesterday. *ego ego* Except that Mr Han AGAIN scolded me for asking questions that he just answered. =.= ROFL, yeah, um, according to him, I'm in another time zone, 7 hours behind time. LOL, ok so yeah, um good evening!
History got scolding for being late again, but it's not my fault that everyone (YL, Hui Min, XY, DARL, HUBBY, yong gugu and bope) were so intrigued with my rectum lining coming out of my anus when I was passing motion. I mean, I was just trying to express my fascination! Here's roughly what happened after a "heated" discussion on whether the question should be brought up to Mr Han:
DARL: Mr Han, Regina wants to ask you a question but be prepared, okay?
Mr Han: Ok, I'm always prepared. After this one year.
Me: *thinks: WHAT?! AN INSULT!!!*
*everyone leans in for question*
Me: Woah, my question very interesting hor!
Everyone: HURRY!
Me: Um, Mr Han, I was passing motion once then I saw this cute mucus like thingie coming out of my anus. Could it be emulsified fats that didn't get digested in the process? *everyone laughs*
*wonders what's so funny*
Mr Han: Um. No, it's probably just your alimentary canal mucus lining or something.
Me: Oh really? Does the lining have cells in them? Should I have extracted it so we could take a closer look at it?
*everyone gives me a wierd look*
ZS: OMG! Ya, we could have seen the cool cells!
Me: SISTA, you're the only one that understands my sentiments! :D *liposuction hug*
Disclaimer: This conversation may have not been enacted to the full events that took place and actual words may have been replaced though the general meaning still holds. Hope you laughed your heads off at it. If you can still read this, you have not laughed your head off. Do not panic though, go to the start and read it again. Failure to laugh your head off will result in dire consequences.
Save me from this road I'm on,
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